TV Guide

Every channel on Channel GG. Pick a show, or turn the knob and let fate decide.

  1. CH 17:30Channel GGCartoons, the crew and the toy aisle. Pour a bowl and start here.
  2. CH 28:00Meet the CrewSay hi to the microbes working your night shift. Trading cards, tools and the buffet.
  3. CH 38:30Saturday Morning LessonsFive-second cartoons about what your gut gets up to all day.
  4. CH 410:00The ArcadeGames that teach. Insert no coins.
  5. CH 510:30The Toy AisleGut goodies for grown-ups. Collect the set, feed the crew.
  6. CH 69:00The MapRide the gut from Chomp Station to Downtown and get your passport stamped at every stop.
  7. CH 79:15The Tool KitEnzymes that snip, chip, slice and pop, plus bile, the soap. Grab one and cut something.
  8. CH 89:45The BuffetPrebiotics and fibre: food your tools can’t cut, served to the crew Downtown.
  9. CH 911:30The StationWho runs this channel, questions, fan mail and the fine print.
  10. CH 1011:00The GlossaryGut words from A to Z: a true definition and a silly one, side by side.
  11. CH 117:00The TV GuideWhat’s on, what’s next, and what’s on at 3 a.m. (it’s the fine print).
  12. CH 1210:45A Word from Our SponsorsJingles, slogans and a very calm announcer. Stay through the break.
  13. CH 1311:15The Sticker BookPeel, stick, show off. Then go find the ones you’re missing.
  14. CH 1412:30The Season PassNever miss an episode. Your goodies turn up every month, for less.
Shop

Sound only plays when you press something. Your stickers stay right here in this browser. Your bag rides along to the shop counter.

9:45CH 8 · The Buffet

The buffet.

Prebiotics are food for the crew. Probiotics are the crew. Everything on this menu is something your own tools can’t cut, so it rides all the way Downtown, where the crew is waiting with napkins.

A woven basket of knobbly Jerusalem artichokes
Today’s menu

Pick a dish. Try your tools on it (they won’t fit), then serve it to the crew and watch what they cook up.

  • Inulin

    A chain of fructose beads. Ours comes from Jerusalem artichoke root.

  • FOS

    Shorter chains of the same beads. Bifidobacteria love them. Onions and bananas carry some.

  • Polydextrose

    A glucose-based fibre, in our probiotic strips.

  • Fibre

    The parts of plants your own enzymes can’t cut. Some of it feeds the crew; some just keeps things moving.

How the buffet works

  1. Order up.You eat plants. Along with the starch and protein, they carry fibres: inulin in onions and chicory, cellulose in every plant wall, pectin in fruit.
  2. No tool fits.Your own enzymes only fit a short list of links. Fibre’s links aren’t on it, so it slides through the stomach and small intestine uncut.
  3. Dinner’s served.In the colon, the crew ferments it into short-chain fatty acids, plus some gas. That’s the giggle.
Far-out fact

Prebiotics are food for the crew. Probiotics are the crew.

A probiotic packed with its own prebiotic has a name: a synbiotic.

What the crew makes

Short-chain fatty acids

When colon microbes ferment fibre, three small acids come out, roughly three acetates for every propionate and every butyrate. Plus gas.

  • Acetate

    About 3 in 5

    The most common one. The same molecule that makes vinegar sour. It travels on through the body.

  • Propionate

    About 1 in 5

    Most of it heads to the liver.

  • Butyrate

    About 1 in 5

    The main fuel for the cells lining the colon.

  • Gas

    Some

    Hydrogen and carbon dioxide, and in some people methane. The laugh track, basically.

It all happens Downtown. Visit the colon on the map.

Coming up next on Channel GG

Inulin

A chain of fructose beads. Ours comes from Jerusalem artichoke root.

Your bag

Your bag is empty.

The crew’s waiting in the toy aisle.