TV Guide

Every channel on Channel GG. Pick a show, or turn the knob and let fate decide.

  1. CH 17:30Channel GGCartoons, the crew and the toy aisle. Pour a bowl and start here.
  2. CH 28:00Meet the CrewSay hi to the microbes working your night shift. Trading cards, tools and the buffet.
  3. CH 38:30Saturday Morning LessonsFive-second cartoons about what your gut gets up to all day.
  4. CH 410:00The ArcadeGames that teach. Insert no coins.
  5. CH 510:30The Toy AisleGut goodies for grown-ups. Collect the set, feed the crew.
  6. CH 69:00The MapRide the gut from Chomp Station to Downtown and get your passport stamped at every stop.
  7. CH 79:15The Tool KitEnzymes that snip, chip, slice and pop, plus bile, the soap. Grab one and cut something.
  8. CH 89:45The BuffetPrebiotics and fibre: food your tools can’t cut, served to the crew Downtown.
  9. CH 911:30The StationWho runs this channel, questions, fan mail and the fine print.
  10. CH 1011:00The GlossaryGut words from A to Z: a true definition and a silly one, side by side.
  11. CH 117:00The TV GuideWhat’s on, what’s next, and what’s on at 3 a.m. (it’s the fine print).
  12. CH 1210:45A Word from Our SponsorsJingles, slogans and a very calm announcer. Stay through the break.
  13. CH 1311:15The Sticker BookPeel, stick, show off. Then go find the ones you’re missing.
  14. CH 1412:30The Season PassNever miss an episode. Your goodies turn up every month, for less.
Shop

Sound only plays when you press something. Your stickers stay right here in this browser. Your bag rides along to the shop counter.

9:00CH 6 · The Map

The map.

Welcome to the gut: one very long road with a whole town along it. Every bite rides the same route, in at Chomp Station and out past Downtown. Poke a pin. Collect the stamps.

Press a pin to preview a stop. Arrow keys hop between them.

An illustrated cartoon map of a town built along the gut: a giant mouth railway station, a coral tube waterslide down to a lime-yellow acid lake, a winding yellow road past a bubble-puffing factory and a wooden tool shed to a villi-lined dance hall, a curved tiled wall and a colourful downtown inside a big arched tube, with a radio tower wrapped in neurons on a hill overlooking it all.

Your passport

Every stop stamps your passport when you visit. Fill the whole book and the Frequent traveller sticker is yours.

Far-out fact

Food travels one way through the gut: mouth, oesophagus, stomach, small intestine, colon.

The liver, gallbladder and pancreas never see food. They send help down pipes into the small intestine.

Posted by the management

Park rules

  1. Food travels one way only.Mouth to colon, pushed along by waves of muscle.
  2. No swimming in Acid Lake.pH about 1.5 to 3.5. The lifeguard is decorative.
  3. Bubble Works makes soap, not enzymes.Bile breaks fat into droplets. It cuts nothing.
  4. Small pieces only past Villi Vanilli.The lining absorbs single sugars, amino acids and fatty acids.
  5. Downtown is noisy after dinner.Fermenting fibre makes gas. The neighbours are used to it.
  6. Second Brain FM takes no requests.The gut’s nervous system runs the squeezes on its own.

All aboard. First stop on Channel GG

Stop 1: Chomp Station

The mouth. Where every bite boards. Teeth, saliva and the first tool on the job.

Your bag

Your bag is empty.

The crew’s waiting in the toy aisle.