TV Guide

Every channel on Channel GG. Pick a show, or turn the knob and let fate decide.

  1. CH 17:30Channel GGCartoons, the crew and the toy aisle. Pour a bowl and start here.
  2. CH 28:00Meet the CrewSay hi to the microbes working your night shift. Trading cards, tools and the buffet.
  3. CH 38:30Saturday Morning LessonsFive-second cartoons about what your gut gets up to all day.
  4. CH 410:00The ArcadeGames that teach. Insert no coins.
  5. CH 510:30The Toy AisleGut goodies for grown-ups. Collect the set, feed the crew.
  6. CH 69:00The MapRide the gut from Chomp Station to Downtown and get your passport stamped at every stop.
  7. CH 79:15The Tool KitEnzymes that snip, chip, slice and pop, plus bile, the soap. Grab one and cut something.
  8. CH 89:45The BuffetPrebiotics and fibre: food your tools can’t cut, served to the crew Downtown.
  9. CH 911:30The StationWho runs this channel, questions, fan mail and the fine print.
  10. CH 1011:00The GlossaryGut words from A to Z: a true definition and a silly one, side by side.
  11. CH 117:00The TV GuideWhat’s on, what’s next, and what’s on at 3 a.m. (it’s the fine print).
  12. CH 1210:45A Word from Our SponsorsJingles, slogans and a very calm announcer. Stay through the break.
  13. CH 1311:15The Sticker BookPeel, stick, show off. Then go find the ones you’re missing.
  14. CH 1412:30The Season PassNever miss an episode. Your goodies turn up every month, for less.
Shop

Sound only plays when you press something. Your stickers stay right here in this browser. Your bag rides along to the shop counter.

11:50Fan mail

Fan mail.

The mailbag’s empty and the mail carrier looks bored. Write in and tell us what your gut’s been up to.

In the mailbag

Nothing yet. Just a rubber band and a coupon for the bowling alley.

How to write in

Email [email protected]. Tell us which product (the number is on the label), what you liked, what you didn’t, and whether we can print your first name.

Glowing or grumpy, letters go up as they come, in your own words.

Pen pal ideas

  • Your favourite crew member (it’s Biff, isn’t it)
  • How you take your scoop: coffee, smoothie or shaker
  • A gut fact that made you say “far out”
  • A drawing of the crew. The fridge door is ready.
Far-out fact

Your gut lining swaps out its cells every few days.

By the time we write back, it’ll have redecorated.

Coming up next on Channel GG

The fine print

FDA statement, cautions, shipping.

Your bag

Your bag is empty.

The crew’s waiting in the toy aisle.