TV Guide

Every channel on Channel GG. Pick a show, or turn the knob and let fate decide.

  1. CH 17:30Channel GGCartoons, the crew and the toy aisle. Pour a bowl and start here.
  2. CH 28:00Meet the CrewSay hi to the microbes working your night shift. Trading cards, tools and the buffet.
  3. CH 38:30Saturday Morning LessonsFive-second cartoons about what your gut gets up to all day.
  4. CH 410:00The ArcadeGames that teach. Insert no coins.
  5. CH 510:30The Toy AisleGut goodies for grown-ups. Collect the set, feed the crew.
  6. CH 69:00The MapRide the gut from Chomp Station to Downtown and get your passport stamped at every stop.
  7. CH 79:15The Tool KitEnzymes that snip, chip, slice and pop, plus bile, the soap. Grab one and cut something.
  8. CH 89:45The BuffetPrebiotics and fibre: food your tools can’t cut, served to the crew Downtown.
  9. CH 911:30The StationWho runs this channel, questions, fan mail and the fine print.
  10. CH 1011:00The GlossaryGut words from A to Z: a true definition and a silly one, side by side.
  11. CH 117:00The TV GuideWhat’s on, what’s next, and what’s on at 3 a.m. (it’s the fine print).
  12. CH 1210:45A Word from Our SponsorsJingles, slogans and a very calm announcer. Stay through the break.
  13. CH 1311:15The Sticker BookPeel, stick, show off. Then go find the ones you’re missing.
  14. CH 1412:30The Season PassNever miss an episode. Your goodies turn up every month, for less.
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Tool 04Can opener

Lactase

Opens up milk sugar (lactose).

Lactase, drawn as a can opener

Workbench

Works on
Lactose, the sugar in milk
Leaves
Glucose and galactose
Made by
The lining of your small intestine.
Works in
The lining of the small intestine.
Sound
POP!

On the bench

Lactase (Can opener)

Lactose 1

galactoseglucose

Lactose 2

galactoseglucose

Lactose 3

galactoseglucose

Lactose 4

galactoseglucose

Pick a link and cut it with the can opener.

How it works

Lactose is two sugars stuck together: glucose and galactose. You can only absorb them one at a time, so the pair has to be split.

Lactase doesn’t float around in a juice like the pancreas’s tools. It sits on the tips of the microvilli, the brush on the lining of your small intestine, right where the sugars get absorbed. Plenty of adults make less of it than they did as children. Lactose that isn’t split rolls on to the colon, where the crew ferments it.

AnnouncerCan openers were invented about fifty years after cans. Lactase was there first.

Far-out fact

Lactase lives on the lining itself, not in a juice. It splits milk sugar right where it gets absorbed.

On the menu
  • Milk
Starring inEP 5 Milk Run

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Alpha-galactosidase

Unbolts the sugars in beans.

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The crew’s waiting in the toy aisle.