Acetate
The most common short-chain fatty acid made in the colon, when microbes ferment fibre. It’s the same molecule that makes vinegar sour (acetic acid).
Vinegar’s cousin who moved Downtown and never called.
Gut words from A to Z. On the left, what it really means. On the right, what it means on Channel GG. Feeling brave? Quiz mode hides the true side.
Duodenum comes from the Latin for twelve: the first stretch of the small intestine is about twelve finger-widths long.
Anatomists measured it in finger-widths, and the name stuck.

The most common short-chain fatty acid made in the colon, when microbes ferment fibre. It’s the same molecule that makes vinegar sour (acetic acid).
Vinegar’s cousin who moved Downtown and never called.
Channel GG’s name for the stomach, where acid brings the pH down to about 1.5 to 3.5.
A popular tourist spot with no swimmers in its history.
An enzyme that unbolts the galactose from raffinose and stachyose, the sugars in beans. Your body doesn’t make it; microbes do.
A wrench. For beans. Look, it’s been a long week.
A building block of protein. About 20 kinds turn up in the proteins you eat; proteases cut proteins back into them.
One bead off a necklace you didn’t know you were wearing.
An enzyme that chips starch into shorter sugars. It’s in saliva and in the juice from your pancreas.
A pickaxe that works in your mouth. Wear a hard hat.
Apple juice fermented twice: yeast turns the sugar into alcohol, then acetic acid bacteria turn the alcohol into acetic acid.
An apple that went through a phase.
A rod-shaped bacterium that packs itself into a tough spore, rides through stomach acid and germinates in the intestine. Scientists now call it Heyndrickxia coagulans.
Sporty. Brought a coat. Wouldn’t shut up about the coat.
A genus of branched, often Y- or V-shaped rods that live mainly in the colon and love fibres like inulin and FOS. “Bifid” means split in two.
A bacterium permanently mid-cheer.
A soapy fluid made by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. It breaks fat into tiny droplets so lipase can work. It isn’t an enzyme.
Dish soap, but internal, and nobody thanks it.
The soft ball of chewed food your tongue shapes and swallows.
A bowling ball made of lunch.
A protease from pineapple. It’s why fresh pineapple stops gelatin dessert from setting.
A pineapple with a side hustle in scissors.
A short-chain fatty acid made when colon microbes ferment fibre. It’s the main fuel for the cells lining the colon.
Lunch for the wall, cooked by the neighbours.
Colony-forming units: a count of the live microbes in a serving of a probiotic.
Crew For Unloading. (It doesn’t stand for that.)
The thick soup of food, acid and enzymes that the stomach pushes on into the small intestine.
Soup of the day. Every day. Same soup.
The most common protein in your body: rope-like strands in skin, tendons and bone. Gelatin is collagen that’s been cooked.
The body’s rope supply. No knots, please.
The large intestine: about 1.5 m long, home to most of your gut microbes. It takes back water and hosts the fermentation.
Downtown. Busy, noisy, a little gassy, great food scene.
The first milk a mammal makes after giving birth. It carries antibodies such as IgG.
Milk’s limited first edition.
The first stretch of the small intestine, where bile and pancreatic juice pour in. The name comes from Latin for “twelve”: it was measured as about twelve finger-widths long.
Twelve fingers long. Nobody’s fingers in particular.
The gut’s own nervous system: hundreds of millions of neurons in the gut wall that run digestion, with or without the brain’s input.
A radio station that only plays one song, and the song is “Squeeze”.
A protein shaped to speed up one kind of chemical reaction, such as cutting one kind of bond, without being used up. Enzymes aren’t alive.
A very specific tool with no handle and no face.
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The flap that folds over your windpipe when you swallow, so food goes down the right tube.
The bouncer at the Waterslide.
The single layer of cells lining the gut. It absorbs nutrients, keeps most microbes out and is replaced every few days.
The Wall. One brick thick. Constant renovations.
Microbes breaking food down without oxygen, making acids and gas. It’s how you get yogurt, sauerkraut and, Downtown, short-chain fatty acids.
The crew’s cooking. Smells like it, too.
The parts of plant food your own enzymes can’t digest. Some of it feeds the gut microbes; some just adds bulk.
Food you can’t eat, eaten by people you’ve never met.
Fructooligosaccharides: short chains of fructose, like a mini inulin. A prebiotic that bifidobacteria love.
Inulin’s little sibling. Same beads, fewer of them.
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A small pear-shaped pouch under the liver that stores bile and squeezes it out when fat arrives.
The bubble warehouse.
Hydrogen, carbon dioxide and, in some people, methane, made when microbes ferment fibre in the colon.
The laugh track.
What a spore does when conditions get comfortable: it wakes up and grows back into an active cell.
Coming out of the coat.
An amino acid. L-glutamine is a main fuel for the cells lining the small intestine.
The Wall’s packed lunch.
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The pouches along the colon’s wall that give it its puckered look.
Downtown’s bay windows.
Immunoglobulin G, the most common kind of antibody. Colostrum carries plenty of it.
An antibody with a very short name, for once.
A chain of fructose beads that plants like chicory and Jerusalem artichoke store. Your enzymes can’t cut it; colon microbes ferment it.
A basket of artichokes that refuses to be digested by anyone but Biff.
A knobbly tuber from a kind of sunflower, rich in inulin. Not an artichoke, not from Jerusalem.
A vegetable with two lies in its name.
Vegetables, usually cabbage, fermented by lactic acid bacteria such as L. plantarum.
Cabbage with a spicy side project.
An enzyme on the lining of the small intestine that splits lactose into glucose and galactose.
A can opener for milk. Mounted on the wall.
The acid lactobacilli make. It gives yogurt, sauerkraut and pickles their tang.
Sour, but in a fun way.
A genus of rod-shaped bacteria that make lactic acid. In 2020 it was split into 25 genera, which is why some old names grew longer.
A rod with paperwork.
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Milk sugar: one glucose joined to one galactose.
Two sugars in a trench coat.
An enzyme, mostly from the pancreas, that slices fats into fatty acids and monoglycerides.
A pizza cutter, morally.
A large organ with hundreds of jobs. For digestion, the big one is making bile.
Bubble Works head office.
All the microbes living in a place, such as your gut, together with their genes.
The cast list, the crew, the extras and everyone’s relatives.
Tiny projections on the surface of each cell lining the small intestine. They form the “brush border”, where lactase lives.
Carpet on the carpet.
The slippery gel coating the gut lining. It protects the lining and keeps most microbes at a distance.
The Wall’s raincoat.
The muscular tube, about 25 cm long, that carries food from your throat to your stomach.
The Waterslide. One rider at a time.
A gland behind the stomach that makes protease, amylase and lipase, plus bicarbonate to neutralise stomach acid.
The Tool Shed. Always open after lunch.
A protease from papaya, richest in the sap of unripe fruit. The working part of many meat tenderisers.
A papaya that knows what it did.
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The stomach’s protease. It’s switched on by acid and works best in it.
Scissors that only work in the rain.
Waves of muscle squeezes that push food along the gut. It works upside down and in zero gravity.
The gut doing the wave.
A scale of how acidic something is. 7 is neutral, lower is more acidic, and each step is ten times stronger.
A sourness score. Acid Lake wins.
A fibre made from glucose, linked every which way, so your enzymes can’t cut most of it.
Glucose that went every which way and never apologised.
Food for your gut microbes: something your own enzymes can’t digest that certain helpful microbes eat.
Food for the crew. Not the crew. Keep up.
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Live microbes you take on purpose, in a counted amount.
The crew, bottled.
A short-chain fatty acid made by colon microbes. Most of it travels to the liver.
The middle child of the short-chain fatty acids.
Any enzyme that cuts proteins, snipping the links between amino acids.
Scissors. Just scissors. Very small ones.
A bean sugar: galactose, glucose and fructose in a row. Humans can’t split it, so colon microbes ferment it.
Why beans have a reputation.
Starch that amylase can’t get into, so it reaches the colon like fibre. Cooked-then-cooled potatoes and green bananas have some.
Starch that played hard to get.
The watery fluid your mouth makes, something like a litre a day. It wets food and carries amylase.
Chomp Station’s sprinkler system.
A signalling molecule. Most of the body’s serotonin is made in the gut, where it helps time the squeezes. It doesn’t cross into the brain.
The gut’s metronome.
Acetate, propionate and butyrate: small acids colon microbes make when they ferment fibre, roughly three acetates for every one of each of the others.
What the crew cooks with your leftovers.
The long, coiled tube after the stomach, several metres of it, where most digestion and absorption happen. Its inner surface is about 30 m².
Villi Vanilli. Shag carpet, wall to wall.
A ring of muscle that opens and closes a passage, like the one at the bottom of the oesophagus.
A door with no handle that knows when to open.
A tough, dry, dormant form some bacteria make to survive heat, drying and acid, then wake from later.
A sleeping bag with armour.
A stretchy muscular bag that churns food with acid and pepsin into chyme. pH about 1.5 to 3.5.
Acid Lake. Lovely views. Don’t touch the water.
A particular genetic version of a microbe species, named with letters and numbers, like L. acidophilus LA85.
A microbe’s licence plate.
A probiotic and a prebiotic packed together: the crew and their lunch.
A packed lunch with the kids already in it.
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The protein seal between neighbouring cells of the gut lining.
Grout.
A long nerve linking the gut and the brain. Most of its fibres carry messages up from the gut.
Second Brain FM’s phone line. Mostly outgoing calls.
Finger-like folds, about a millimetre tall or less, lining the small intestine. With microvilli, they make about 30 m² of surface.
A shag carpet nobody has to vacuum.
Milk fermented by lactic acid bacteria (traditionally L. bulgaricus and S. thermophilus), which turn lactose into lactic acid.
Milk with a sour attitude and a cult following.
An enzyme made in its switched-off form. The pancreas ships its proteases this way so they don’t snip the pancreas.
A tool with the safety guard still on.
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