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Every channel on Channel GG. Pick a show, or turn the knob and let fate decide.

  1. CH 17:30Channel GGCartoons, the crew and the toy aisle. Pour a bowl and start here.
  2. CH 28:00Meet the CrewSay hi to the microbes working your night shift. Trading cards, tools and the buffet.
  3. CH 38:30Saturday Morning LessonsFive-second cartoons about what your gut gets up to all day.
  4. CH 410:00The ArcadeGames that teach. Insert no coins.
  5. CH 510:30The Toy AisleGut goodies for grown-ups. Collect the set, feed the crew.
  6. CH 69:00The MapRide the gut from Chomp Station to Downtown and get your passport stamped at every stop.
  7. CH 79:15The Tool KitEnzymes that snip, chip, slice and pop, plus bile, the soap. Grab one and cut something.
  8. CH 89:45The BuffetPrebiotics and fibre: food your tools can’t cut, served to the crew Downtown.
  9. CH 911:30The StationWho runs this channel, questions, fan mail and the fine print.
  10. CH 1011:00The GlossaryGut words from A to Z: a true definition and a silly one, side by side.
  11. CH 117:00The TV GuideWhat’s on, what’s next, and what’s on at 3 a.m. (it’s the fine print).
  12. CH 1210:45A Word from Our SponsorsJingles, slogans and a very calm announcer. Stay through the break.
  13. CH 1311:15The Sticker BookPeel, stick, show off. Then go find the ones you’re missing.
  14. CH 1412:30The Season PassNever miss an episode. Your goodies turn up every month, for less.
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11:00CH 10 · The Glossary

The glossary.

Gut words from A to Z. On the left, what it really means. On the right, what it means on Channel GG. Feeling brave? Quiz mode hides the true side.

Far-out fact

Duodenum comes from the Latin for twelve: the first stretch of the small intestine is about twelve finger-widths long.

Anatomists measured it in finger-widths, and the name stuck.

Rhamny, a purple rod-shaped bacterium in round sunglasses, mid dance step
70 words

A

Acetate

True

The most common short-chain fatty acid made in the colon, when microbes ferment fibre. It’s the same molecule that makes vinegar sour (acetic acid).

Silly

Vinegar’s cousin who moved Downtown and never called.

SeeMap: DowntownBuffet: Fibre

Acid Lake

True

Channel GG’s name for the stomach, where acid brings the pH down to about 1.5 to 3.5.

Silly

A popular tourist spot with no swimmers in its history.

SeeMap: Acid Lake

Alpha-galactosidase

True

An enzyme that unbolts the galactose from raffinose and stachyose, the sugars in beans. Your body doesn’t make it; microbes do.

Silly

A wrench. For beans. Look, it’s been a long week.

SeeTool: Alpha-galactosidase

Amino acid

True

A building block of protein. About 20 kinds turn up in the proteins you eat; proteases cut proteins back into them.

Silly

One bead off a necklace you didn’t know you were wearing.

SeeTool: Protease

Amylase

True

An enzyme that chips starch into shorter sugars. It’s in saliva and in the juice from your pancreas.

Silly

A pickaxe that works in your mouth. Wear a hard hat.

SeeMap: Chomp StationTool: Amylase

Apple cider vinegar

True

Apple juice fermented twice: yeast turns the sugar into alcohol, then acetic acid bacteria turn the alcohol into acetic acid.

Silly

An apple that went through a phase.

B

Bacillus coagulans

True

A rod-shaped bacterium that packs itself into a tough spore, rides through stomach acid and germinates in the intestine. Scientists now call it Heyndrickxia coagulans.

Silly

Sporty. Brought a coat. Wouldn’t shut up about the coat.

SeeCrew: SportyWatch: Spore Wars

Bifidobacterium

True

A genus of branched, often Y- or V-shaped rods that live mainly in the colon and love fibres like inulin and FOS. “Bifid” means split in two.

Silly

A bacterium permanently mid-cheer.

SeeCrew: BiffCrew: LaceyCrew: ShortyCrew: Longo

Bile

True

A soapy fluid made by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. It breaks fat into tiny droplets so lipase can work. It isn’t an enzyme.

Silly

Dish soap, but internal, and nobody thanks it.

SeeMap: Bubble WorksTool: Bile

Bolus

True

The soft ball of chewed food your tongue shapes and swallows.

Silly

A bowling ball made of lunch.

SeeMap: Chomp Station

Bromelain

True

A protease from pineapple. It’s why fresh pineapple stops gelatin dessert from setting.

Silly

A pineapple with a side hustle in scissors.

SeeTool: Bromelain

Butyrate

True

A short-chain fatty acid made when colon microbes ferment fibre. It’s the main fuel for the cells lining the colon.

Silly

Lunch for the wall, cooked by the neighbours.

SeeMap: The WallBuffet: Fibre

C

CFU

True

Colony-forming units: a count of the live microbes in a serving of a probiotic.

Silly

Crew For Unloading. (It doesn’t stand for that.)

SeeMeet the Crew

Chyme

True

The thick soup of food, acid and enzymes that the stomach pushes on into the small intestine.

Silly

Soup of the day. Every day. Same soup.

SeeMap: Acid Lake

Collagen

True

The most common protein in your body: rope-like strands in skin, tendons and bone. Gelatin is collagen that’s been cooked.

Silly

The body’s rope supply. No knots, please.

SeeShop: No. 20 Collagen Peptides

Colon

True

The large intestine: about 1.5 m long, home to most of your gut microbes. It takes back water and hosts the fermentation.

Silly

Downtown. Busy, noisy, a little gassy, great food scene.

SeeMap: Downtown

Colostrum

True

The first milk a mammal makes after giving birth. It carries antibodies such as IgG.

Silly

Milk’s limited first edition.

SeeShop: No. 19 Colostrum Powder

D

Duodenum

True

The first stretch of the small intestine, where bile and pancreatic juice pour in. The name comes from Latin for “twelve”: it was measured as about twelve finger-widths long.

Silly

Twelve fingers long. Nobody’s fingers in particular.

SeeMap: The Tool Shed

E

Enteric nervous system

True

The gut’s own nervous system: hundreds of millions of neurons in the gut wall that run digestion, with or without the brain’s input.

Silly

A radio station that only plays one song, and the song is “Squeeze”.

SeeMap: Second Brain FMWatch: Second Brain FM

Enzyme

True

A protein shaped to speed up one kind of chemical reaction, such as cutting one kind of bond, without being used up. Enzymes aren’t alive.

Silly

A very specific tool with no handle and no face.

SeeThe Tool Kit

Epiglottis

True

The flap that folds over your windpipe when you swallow, so food goes down the right tube.

Silly

The bouncer at the Waterslide.

SeeMap: Chomp Station

Epithelium

True

The single layer of cells lining the gut. It absorbs nutrients, keeps most microbes out and is replaced every few days.

Silly

The Wall. One brick thick. Constant renovations.

SeeMap: The WallWatch: The Wall Crew

F

Fermentation

True

Microbes breaking food down without oxygen, making acids and gas. It’s how you get yogurt, sauerkraut and, Downtown, short-chain fatty acids.

Silly

The crew’s cooking. Smells like it, too.

SeeMap: DowntownThe Buffet

Fibre

True

The parts of plant food your own enzymes can’t digest. Some of it feeds the gut microbes; some just adds bulk.

Silly

Food you can’t eat, eaten by people you’ve never met.

SeeBuffet: Fibre

FOS

True

Fructooligosaccharides: short chains of fructose, like a mini inulin. A prebiotic that bifidobacteria love.

Silly

Inulin’s little sibling. Same beads, fewer of them.

SeeBuffet: FOS

G

Gallbladder

True

A small pear-shaped pouch under the liver that stores bile and squeezes it out when fat arrives.

Silly

The bubble warehouse.

SeeMap: Bubble Works

Gas

True

Hydrogen, carbon dioxide and, in some people, methane, made when microbes ferment fibre in the colon.

Silly

The laugh track.

SeeMap: DowntownBuffet: Fibre

Germinate

True

What a spore does when conditions get comfortable: it wakes up and grows back into an active cell.

Silly

Coming out of the coat.

SeeCrew: SportyWatch: Spore Wars

H

Haustra

True

The pouches along the colon’s wall that give it its puckered look.

Silly

Downtown’s bay windows.

SeeMap: Downtown

I

IgG

True

Immunoglobulin G, the most common kind of antibody. Colostrum carries plenty of it.

Silly

An antibody with a very short name, for once.

SeeShop: No. 19 Colostrum Powder

Inulin

True

A chain of fructose beads that plants like chicory and Jerusalem artichoke store. Your enzymes can’t cut it; colon microbes ferment it.

Silly

A basket of artichokes that refuses to be digested by anyone but Biff.

SeeBuffet: InulinWatch: The Inulin Buffet

J

Jerusalem artichoke

True

A knobbly tuber from a kind of sunflower, rich in inulin. Not an artichoke, not from Jerusalem.

Silly

A vegetable with two lies in its name.

SeeBuffet: Inulin

K

L

Lactase

True

An enzyme on the lining of the small intestine that splits lactose into glucose and galactose.

Silly

A can opener for milk. Mounted on the wall.

SeeTool: Lactase

Liver

True

A large organ with hundreds of jobs. For digestion, the big one is making bile.

Silly

Bubble Works head office.

SeeMap: Bubble Works

M

Microbiome

True

All the microbes living in a place, such as your gut, together with their genes.

Silly

The cast list, the crew, the extras and everyone’s relatives.

SeeMeet the CrewWatch: 38 Trillion Roommates

Microvilli

True

Tiny projections on the surface of each cell lining the small intestine. They form the “brush border”, where lactase lives.

Silly

Carpet on the carpet.

SeeMap: Villi VanilliTool: Lactase

Mucus

True

The slippery gel coating the gut lining. It protects the lining and keeps most microbes at a distance.

Silly

The Wall’s raincoat.

SeeMap: The Wall

O

Oesophagus

True

The muscular tube, about 25 cm long, that carries food from your throat to your stomach.

Silly

The Waterslide. One rider at a time.

SeeMap: The Waterslide

P

Pancreas

True

A gland behind the stomach that makes protease, amylase and lipase, plus bicarbonate to neutralise stomach acid.

Silly

The Tool Shed. Always open after lunch.

SeeMap: The Tool Shed

Papain

True

A protease from papaya, richest in the sap of unripe fruit. The working part of many meat tenderisers.

Silly

A papaya that knows what it did.

SeeTool: Papain

Pepsin

True

The stomach’s protease. It’s switched on by acid and works best in it.

Silly

Scissors that only work in the rain.

SeeMap: Acid LakeTool: Protease

pH

True

A scale of how acidic something is. 7 is neutral, lower is more acidic, and each step is ten times stronger.

Silly

A sourness score. Acid Lake wins.

SeeMap: Acid Lake

Polydextrose

True

A fibre made from glucose, linked every which way, so your enzymes can’t cut most of it.

Silly

Glucose that went every which way and never apologised.

SeeBuffet: Polydextrose

Prebiotic

True

Food for your gut microbes: something your own enzymes can’t digest that certain helpful microbes eat.

Silly

Food for the crew. Not the crew. Keep up.

SeeThe Buffet

Propionate

True

A short-chain fatty acid made by colon microbes. Most of it travels to the liver.

Silly

The middle child of the short-chain fatty acids.

SeeBuffet: Fibre

R

Resistant starch

True

Starch that amylase can’t get into, so it reaches the colon like fibre. Cooked-then-cooled potatoes and green bananas have some.

Silly

Starch that played hard to get.

SeeBuffet: Fibre

S

Saliva

True

The watery fluid your mouth makes, something like a litre a day. It wets food and carries amylase.

Silly

Chomp Station’s sprinkler system.

SeeMap: Chomp Station

Serotonin

True

A signalling molecule. Most of the body’s serotonin is made in the gut, where it helps time the squeezes. It doesn’t cross into the brain.

Silly

The gut’s metronome.

SeeMap: Second Brain FM

Short-chain fatty acids

True

Acetate, propionate and butyrate: small acids colon microbes make when they ferment fibre, roughly three acetates for every one of each of the others.

Silly

What the crew cooks with your leftovers.

SeeMap: DowntownBuffet: Fibre

Small intestine

True

The long, coiled tube after the stomach, several metres of it, where most digestion and absorption happen. Its inner surface is about 30 m².

Silly

Villi Vanilli. Shag carpet, wall to wall.

SeeMap: Villi Vanilli

Sphincter

True

A ring of muscle that opens and closes a passage, like the one at the bottom of the oesophagus.

Silly

A door with no handle that knows when to open.

SeeMap: The Waterslide

Spore

True

A tough, dry, dormant form some bacteria make to survive heat, drying and acid, then wake from later.

Silly

A sleeping bag with armour.

SeeCrew: SportyWatch: Spore Wars

Stomach

True

A stretchy muscular bag that churns food with acid and pepsin into chyme. pH about 1.5 to 3.5.

Silly

Acid Lake. Lovely views. Don’t touch the water.

SeeMap: Acid Lake

Strain

True

A particular genetic version of a microbe species, named with letters and numbers, like L. acidophilus LA85.

Silly

A microbe’s licence plate.

SeeMeet the Crew

Synbiotic

True

A probiotic and a prebiotic packed together: the crew and their lunch.

Silly

A packed lunch with the kids already in it.

SeeThe Buffet

T

Tight junction

True

The protein seal between neighbouring cells of the gut lining.

Silly

Grout.

SeeMap: The Wall

V

Vagus nerve

True

A long nerve linking the gut and the brain. Most of its fibres carry messages up from the gut.

Silly

Second Brain FM’s phone line. Mostly outgoing calls.

SeeMap: Second Brain FMCrew: DJ Vagus

Villi

True

Finger-like folds, about a millimetre tall or less, lining the small intestine. With microvilli, they make about 30 m² of surface.

Silly

A shag carpet nobody has to vacuum.

SeeMap: Villi VanilliWatch: Villi Vanilli

Y

Yogurt

True

Milk fermented by lactic acid bacteria (traditionally L. bulgaricus and S. thermophilus), which turn lactose into lactic acid.

Silly

Milk with a sour attitude and a cult following.

Z

Zymogen

True

An enzyme made in its switched-off form. The pancreas ships its proteases this way so they don’t snip the pancreas.

Silly

A tool with the safety guard still on.

SeeMap: The Tool ShedTool: Protease

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