TV Guide

Every channel on Channel GG. Pick a show, or turn the knob and let fate decide.

  1. CH 17:30Channel GGCartoons, the crew and the toy aisle. Pour a bowl and start here.
  2. CH 28:00Meet the CrewSay hi to the microbes working your night shift. Trading cards, tools and the buffet.
  3. CH 38:30Saturday Morning LessonsFive-second cartoons about what your gut gets up to all day.
  4. CH 410:00The ArcadeGames that teach. Insert no coins.
  5. CH 510:30The Toy AisleGut goodies for grown-ups. Collect the set, feed the crew.
  6. CH 69:00The MapRide the gut from Chomp Station to Downtown and get your passport stamped at every stop.
  7. CH 79:15The Tool KitEnzymes that snip, chip, slice and pop, plus bile, the soap. Grab one and cut something.
  8. CH 89:45The BuffetPrebiotics and fibre: food your tools can’t cut, served to the crew Downtown.
  9. CH 911:30The StationWho runs this channel, questions, fan mail and the fine print.
  10. CH 1011:00The GlossaryGut words from A to Z: a true definition and a silly one, side by side.
  11. CH 117:00The TV GuideWhat’s on, what’s next, and what’s on at 3 a.m. (it’s the fine print).
  12. CH 1210:45A Word from Our SponsorsJingles, slogans and a very calm announcer. Stay through the break.
  13. CH 1311:15The Sticker BookPeel, stick, show off. Then go find the ones you’re missing.
  14. CH 1412:30The Season PassNever miss an episode. Your goodies turn up every month, for less.
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10:45CH 12

A Word from Our Sponsors

Commercials from 1975, for goodies from now. Grab a snack, hum along and stay through the break.

A shiny red cartoon apple with a leaf

Before the break

Press Roll it for the jingle and the announcer, or flip through the storyboard frame by frame. Sound plays only when you press.

We’ll be right back. Food usually takes a day or more to travel the whole gut, so there’s time for a short break.
Spot 1 :15

Four Co-Stars

A word from No. 05, Gut Health

The script

  1. Title card

    Anncr (V.O.): It’s Saturday morning, and the Kitchen is open.

    Sung: Vinegar, inulin, Ace on the bill,

  2. Pack shot

    Anncr (V.O.): Inside every capsule: apple cider vinegar powder, inulin from Jerusalem artichoke root, L. acidophilus, and a five-tool enzyme kit.

    Sung: five little tools and a capsule to fill,

  3. Co-star

    Anncr (V.O.): L. acidophilus is Ace. Or Deuce. They swap when nobody’s looking.

    Sung: sixty to a bottle and two to a day,

  4. Tag

    Anncr (V.O.): Sixty capsules, two a day. Ask for it by number.

    Sung: Gut Health, number oh-five, hooray.

Supports healthy digestion* See the fine print.

See No. 05 in the toy aisle
Spot 2 :15

Suit Up

A word from No. 04, Digestive + Gut Health Strips

The script

  1. Title card

    Anncr (V.O.): Stomach acid. Pepsin. A very long slide. Who would travel like that?

    Sung: Pop the tin and take a strip,

  2. Pack shot

    Anncr (V.O.): Ten billion Bacillus coagulans in every mixed-berry strip, with protease, papain and bromelain along for the ride.

    Sung: berry on the tongue, no need to sip,

  3. Co-star

    Anncr (V.O.): B. coagulans travels as a spore: a tough coat built for the ride.

    Sung: Sporty’s in his armour, ready to ride,

  4. Tag

    Anncr (V.O.): Thirty strips in a pocket tin. Lay one on your tongue. No water needed.

    Sung: number oh-four, with the tools inside.

Supports digestion* See the fine print.

See No. 04 in the toy aisle
We’ll be right backStay where you are. The gut isn’t going anywhere.
Spot 3 :15

The Tough One

A word from No. 03, Probiotic + Prebiotic Strips

The script

  1. Title card

    Anncr (V.O.): Most bifidos can’t stand oxygen. One of them can.

    Sung: Hands on her hips and a V for her name,

  2. Pack shot

    Anncr (V.O.): Ten billion B. lactis on a mixed-berry strip, with polydextrose, a fibre built from glucose that your enzymes can’t unpick.

    Sung: Lacey’s the bifido nothing can tame,

  3. Co-star

    Anncr (V.O.): Meet Lacey. She has never once asked for directions.

    Sung: melt on your tongue, no capsule, no cup,

  4. Tag

    Anncr (V.O.): Thirty strips. One tin. No capsule, no cup.

    Sung: number oh-three, go pick it up.

Supports a healthy gut* See the fine print.

See No. 03 in the toy aisle
Spot 4 :15

Roll Call

A word from No. 01, Probiotic 20 Billion

The script

  1. Title card

    Anncr (V.O.): Thirteen strains walk into a capsule.

    Sung: Thirteen strains and they all fit inside,

  2. Pack shot

    Anncr (V.O.): Acidophilus, salivarius, plantarum, rhamnosus, lactis, bifidum, fermentum, reuteri, longum, gasseri, animalis, paracasei, breve.

    Sung: rods and the branches along for the ride,

  3. Co-star

    Anncr (V.O.): Rods and branches, present and correct.

    Sung: one little capsule, the crew’s on its way,

  4. Tag

    Anncr (V.O.): Thirty veggie capsules, one a day. Our everyday probiotic.

    Sung: number oh-one, it’s roll call today.

Supports a balanced gut flora* See the fine print.

See No. 01 in the toy aisle
And now, a wordSeveral words, actually. Then a song.
Spot 5 :15

The Tool Shed

A word from No. 07, Digestive Enzyme Pro Blend

The script

  1. Title card

    Anncr (V.O.): Tired of opening milk sugar with your bare hands?

    Sung: A snip and a slice and a clunk and a pop,

  2. Pack shot

    Anncr (V.O.): The Pro Blend: protease, bromelain, papain, lipase, lactase, and alpha-galactosidase, the wrench for bean sugars.

    Sung: six little tools from the old tool shop,

  3. Co-star

    Anncr (V.O.): Six tools. No moving parts. Enzymes aren’t alive: each one is a protein shaped to cut one kind of bond.

    Sung: one before lunch and one before tea,

  4. Tag

    Anncr (V.O.): Sixty capsules. One twice a day, before meals.

    Sung: the Pro Blend, number oh-seven, from GG.

Supports the digestion of proteins, fats and carbs* See the fine print.

See No. 07 in the toy aisle
Spot 6 :15

It’s a Soap

A word from No. 08, Ox Bile Complex

The script

  1. Title card

    Anncr (V.O.): Bile is not an enzyme. Let’s get that out of the way.

    Sung: Bubbles, bubbles, round they go,

  2. Pack shot

    Anncr (V.O.): Ox Bile Complex: ox bile, artichoke leaf extract, slippery elm and a little DigeZyme, in a capsule.

    Sung: bile’s a soap, and now you know,

  3. Co-star

    Anncr (V.O.): Your own bile is made in your liver and stored in your gallbladder. It works like soap.

    Sung: not an enzyme, never was,

  4. Tag

    Anncr (V.O.): Sixty capsules, two a day. Bring your own bubble wand.

    Sung: number oh-eight, just because.

Supports fat digestion* See the fine print.

See No. 08 in the toy aisle
Don’t touch that dialIt’s connected to nothing. We checked.
Spot 7 :15

The Plainest Powder

A word from No. 10, L-Glutamine

The script

  1. Title card

    Anncr (V.O.): Ladies and gentlemen: a powder.

    Sung: Scoop it and stir it and drink it down,

  2. Pack shot

    Anncr (V.O.): L-Glutamine. One amino acid, unflavoured, three point one five grams in a scoop.

    Sung: the plainest powder in Kitchen town,

  3. Co-star

    Anncr (V.O.): Glutamine is one of the amino acids your body uses to build proteins.

    Sung: no flavour, no colour, no fuss, no fan,

  4. Tag

    Anncr (V.O.): One scoop in water. That’s it. That’s the commercial.

    Sung: number ten in a pouch, not a can.

Supports the cells that line your gut* See the fine print.

See No. 10 in the toy aisle
Spot 8 :15

Coffee Break

A word from No. 22, Collagen Creamer Vanilla

The script

  1. Title card

    Anncr (V.O.): It’s 10:45. Time for a coffee break.

    Sung: Swirl it in the coffee, give it a stir,

  2. Pack shot

    Anncr (V.O.): Collagen Creamer Vanilla: grass-fed collagen peptides, MCT and vanilla, for the top of your mug.

    Sung: vanilla on the top and a spoon in a blur,

  3. Co-star

    Anncr (V.O.): Collagen is the most common protein in your body: rope-like strands in skin, tendons and bone.

    Sung: two-forty grams in a pouch on the shelf,

  4. Tag

    Anncr (V.O.): Two hundred and forty grams, in a pouch. Stir, sip, carry on.

    Sung: twenty-two, make a cup for yourself.

Supports healthy skin and joints* See the fine print.

See No. 22 in the toy aisle
Far-out fact

Pineapples and papayas come with their own protein scissors.

Both are proteases. Bromelain comes mostly from the pineapple’s stem, papain from the papaya’s milky sap.

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